Curse

EchoSex · Oct 15, 2005, 12:57 AM // 00:57

It's late. I'm tired, I have a headache, and I'm very hungry. I took some IB profin, so my headache starts to swell down. I know I can sleep late and that my weekend is free, so my sleeping issue is soon to be resolved. But one thing still bugs me - there's nothing to eat. So, since it's friday, I call up the local pizza palor and order up the usual pepperoni and onion. That was 2 and a half hours before I actually got any sign of food.

Heres what happens: I call up and it sounds like WWIII is going on in the backround. I place my order and wait an hour. They said 30 minutes, but sometimes they're wrong. I call up and they said it was leaving the door. Another hour pases and I still got nada. I called up one last time and they finally shuffled it out the door. So it arrives, and what do I get? PEPPERS and onions. So, now I'm pissed. 2 hours, and they get my order wrong. I pay the guy, throw the pizza in the fridge and go for round two, using a little trick my fiancee (who's actually a pretty achieved cheif) taught me.

Pizza Palor: "Downtown Pizza, how can I help you?"

Echo: "Yes, hello - this is Mark Markel, I'm a resturant scout for food.com. We're currently looking for the best pizza palor in the Boston area to sponser for our Pizza Fest - winner recieves a full review on food.com and free advertising on several popular channels, such as Comedy Central, the Fox Network and Spike TV. Would you accept our order for review?"

*Pause on the line*

Pizza Palor: "Hang on a second."

*Phone is put down*

Pizza Palor: "Okay, what's your order and address?"

I give the guy my info, and sure enough, fifteen minutes later, I have a pepperoni and onion pizza sitting on my table, and a grin on my face. Sure, I spent $17 on a pizza that's sitting in my fridge (that I'm sure my fiancee will have at eventualy), but hey - I got what I wanted and even managed to weasel my way into getting it faster.

So, in this act of gaining nurishment, a lesson one must learn is that the silver tongue is needed more for receiving the food rather than digesting it.

Mistress Eyahl · Oct 15, 2005, 01:08 AM // 01:08

You lie... LIE!!!!!

_____

Get on yahoo, misery. I need to vent.

Platinum Agent · Oct 15, 2005, 01:14 AM // 01:14

Heh, nice little lie there man, if the feds get you you're gonna get schooled big time. Then again, it is just a misdemeanor.

PieXags · Oct 15, 2005, 05:26 AM // 05:26

Yay for lieing. Even though pepperoni and onion pizza blows major ass, I guess I'll salute you for a job well done.

Venus · Oct 15, 2005, 04:13 PM // 16:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by EchoSex

It's late. I'm tired, I have a headache, and I'm very hungry. I took some IB profin, so my headache starts to swell down. I know I can sleep late and that my weekend is free, so my sleeping issue is soon to be resolved. But one thing still bugs me - there's nothing to eat. So, since it's friday, I call up the local pizza palor and order up the usual pepperoni and onion. That was 2 and a half hours before I actually got any sign of food.

Heres what happens: I call up and it sounds like WWIII is going on in the backround. I place my order and wait an hour. They said 30 minutes, but sometimes they're wrong. I call up and they said it was leaving the door. Another hour pases and I still got nada. I called up one last time and they finally shuffled it out the door. So it arrives, and what do I get? PEPPERS and onions. So, now I'm pissed. 2 hours, and they get my order wrong. I pay the guy, throw the pizza in the fridge and go for round two, using a little trick my fiancee (who's actually a pretty achieved cheif) taught me.

Pizza Palor: "Downtown Pizza, how can I help you?"

Echo: "Yes, hello - this is Mark Markel, I'm a resturant scout for food.com. We're currently looking for the best pizza palor in the Boston area to sponser for our Pizza Fest - winner recieves a full review on food.com and free advertising on several popular channels, such as Comedy Central, the Fox Network and Spike TV. Would you accept our order for review?"

*Pause on the line*

Pizza Palor: "Hang on a second."

*Phone is put down*

Pizza Palor: "Okay, what's your order and address?"

I give the guy my info, and sure enough, fifteen minutes later, I have a pepperoni and onion pizza sitting on my table, and a grin on my face. Sure, I spent $17 on a pizza that's sitting in my fridge (that I'm sure my fiancee will have at eventualy), but hey - I got what I wanted and even managed to weasel my way into getting it faster.

So, in this act of gaining nurishment, a lesson one must learn is that the silver tongue is needed more for receiving the food rather than digesting it.

Where do you live (in MA) I live in Belmont (next to cambridge)?

*random*

Monseir · Oct 15, 2005, 04:52 PM // 16:52

ive done that once but i said i was working for pizza hut and i was having a pizza contest for who ever would beat pizza hut would get 10,000 prize and major air time on abc nbc spike tv and discovery

Divinitys Creature · Oct 15, 2005, 06:40 PM // 18:40

Keep a stash of stolen ketchup packets, salt and brown sugar FTW :P

Virgo · Oct 16, 2005, 07:19 AM // 07:19

And Arby's sauce...

TheEPIC · Oct 16, 2005, 07:39 AM // 07:39

mmm... Arby's sauce... mmm...

Monseir · Oct 16, 2005, 02:32 PM // 14:32

or just go buy stuff from arbys.....monseir loves da CBS (chicken bacon n' swiss)

Divinitys Creature · Oct 16, 2005, 03:49 PM // 15:49

Sometimes the headache is not just because of hunger and fatigue it could be dehydration. Try a nice glass of juice or something. I always head for the drinks before the food when I have a headache.

EchoSex · Oct 16, 2005, 05:54 PM // 17:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Venus

Where do you live (in MA) I live in Belmont (next to cambridge)?

*random*

Right at the boundry of Beantown. Basicly, the only part of Boston with trees o_O